I’m attracted to the extreme light and the extreme dark. I’m interested in the...– Johnny Depp (via masturbationdestination)
This is what I don’t get - Women are impure because males have touched them....– Comment on Jezebel article “Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit” (via albinwonderland)
faeiouck: shady-bacon: faeiouck: “all slytherins are evil” “all gryffindors are good guys” “ravenclaws are nothing but nerds” “hufflepuffs don’t do anything” Name one evil Gryffindor. One. peTER PETTIGREW YOU LITTLE SHIT DO NOT QUESTION ME
bonginq: trryinq: snorlaxatives: some people on this website have a special reserved place in heaven OH MY GOD I ALMOST CRIED YESTERDAY BECAUSE I LOST THIS POST its ok friend you have found it again
satan-5-ever: blinkpond: hobbitsandlocks: hobbitsandlocks: I told my mom about tumblr helping people get their dream pets and she told me I should jump on the bandwagon She said if this post get 200,000 notes, I can get a teddy bear hamster like this one guys my old hamster died of a stroke and I really miss him so please help me get my dream pet k thanks Gus please my mom is...
kingcheddarxvii: taycaughtfire: jenohh: paaabu: nutella-boy: kingcheddarxvii: Wow “kissing” is such a dumb word “Face battle” sounds way cooler “may i challenge you to a face battle my good lady” you may face battle the bride face battle me in the rain You don’t like me? Yeah well you can face battle my ass. Just when I thought I’d seen everything Face battling your ass
brightlightsloudnoises: we are taught in school that the average person has nothing important to say, that only the great minds should be studied, that only those who have been wounded by god in the heart and mind should be memorized and recited but i have heard stray comments from faceless voices while waiting for coffee or buying gum, off-handed lines that lift me higher than ...
metallikato: I see a little silhouetto of a man ScaraMOUCHE scaraMOUCHE Will you do the fandango? ＴＨＵＮＤＥＲＢＯＬＴＳ ＡＮＤ ＬＩＧＨＴＮＩＮＧ ＶＥＲＹ ＶＥＲＹ ＦＲＩＧＨＴＥＮＩＮＧ Me! Galileo,Galileo Galileo,Galileo Galileo, Figaro magnificooooooooooo~
lolsofunny: bitterempress: 1800’s French Military Uniform Today’s Military Uniforms where did all the style go where was the time when you could just out-fab your opponents (lol here!)
alltsunandnodere: agayofgays: I FUCKING FIGURED IT OUT THE ‘THE’ IS SIDEWAYS, RIGHT? BECAUSE YOU READ THE THE WITH ALL THREE OF THE PHRASES ‘IMAGINE THE SKY’ ‘HOW IS THE SKY’ ‘TOUCH THE SKY’ IT’S STILL FUCKING STUPID BUT I FIGURED IT THE FUCK OUT YOU ARE A FUCKING GOD AMONG MEN.
fuoco-go: gendertier: gendertier: gendertier: i jUST WALKED INTO MY MOMS ROOM AND THERE’S A DACHSHUND IN HERE WE DON’T OWN A DACHSHUND???? ???????? okay this dog is so sweet but where is my mom omfg Your mom has been turned into a dachshund. It’s you’re responsibility to lift the curse. Your adventure is beginning, my friend.
psilentasincjelli: If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and...
starksexual: i was at the bus stop with my sister the other day and for no apparent reason, she says: ‘dude, there are more dead people in the world than living people’ and the woman standing beside me whispered ‘holy shit’ and i fucking lost it
teenwhoops: i’m glad we don’t have to hunt for our food any more.. i don’t even know where Sandwiches live
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theshelbylife: incestuous-lesbianponies: laurarw: I THOUGHT THIS WAS KIDDING SOGMLASG HOLY SHIT
3ridan: riddlersgammon: hyungstrider: if you ever get Sad just throw whatever youre holding onto th ground and yell ‘FOOTBALL’ as loud as you can what if its a baby dont question the man he gave you clear fucking instructions
scagnetism: warehouse 13 characters according to my dad: he watches the show every week
egberts: im a really shitty friend because ill ask you whats wrong but when you tell me i wont know what to say
charmeleon: wow thats so funny thanks facebook
far-too-many-fandoms: kanrose: riddle-my-hiddles: kanrose: the other day my brother leaned out his bedroom window and yelled “GOD HATES FAGS” to the entire neighbourhood and the upstairs neighbour dropped a slice of cake on his head and yelled back “NO I DON’T” he was so fucking terrified are you saying that your neighbor upstairs is god i’m honestly starting to think that he is ...